This is what my ten year old sisters, and I send my ex boyfriend when he decides to snap chat me saying he misses them. God my sisters are the most perfect little human beings.
Happy birthday to the greatest guitarist of all time, David Gilmour!
March 6, 1946!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CREATIVE MOTHER FUCKER!
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
Can We All Just Applaud This Person?
So every day my son tells me whos hair he wants. Usually it’s the 10th or 11th doctors, sometimes Captain America’s. Today he threw me for a loop and asked for Rory hair like in Dinos on a Spaceship. This is his first slicked back hairdo. He dressed himself and said “Today I’m Rory the Rock Star”.
#Whovian #RoryWilliams #hairstyle #HipsterKid
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard